[Monica
and Chandler’s suit.] (Monica and Chandler are in bed)
Chandler:
Oh, she was totally singing to him!
Monica:
Chandler, why can’t you be happy for them? They might get back together!
Chandler:
I know, but last time, when they broke up we where all miserable!
Monica:
And who’s to say that hey break up?
Chandler:
It’s Ross and Rachel! Of course they are going to break up!
Monica:
I’m not so sure at this point…
[Pheobe
and Joey’s Suit]
Pheobe:
So, Rachel and Ross look kind of snuggly lately.
Joey:
Oh my gosh, I wasn’t gonna tell you, but Ross still has it huge for Rachel!
Pheobe:
Who doesn’t?
Joey:
What’s that supposed to mean?
Pheobe:
That girl has every guy eating out of the palm of her hand. NOTICE ME!
Joey:
I notice you Pheobe…
(What’s gonna happen?) J
OPENING CREDITS
[Rachel
and Ross’ suit]
Ross:
wow, you did great tonight.
Rachel:
Thank you.
(There is a long awkward moment)
Rachel:
so, where are you sleeping?
Ross:
I’ll take the couch out here, uh, and you can have the bed.
Rachel:
Thank you that is very sweet of you.
Ross:
what time is it?
Rachel:
it’s 1:00 here but 11:00 our time.
Ross:
wow. No wonder I’m not tired.
Rachel:
What would you like to do?
Ross:
Well, we could order a movie.
Rachel:
sounds good. What one?
Ross:
uh, (grabs a movie menu) How about… “Kissing a fool?”
Rachel:
No, that’s a little too like my past. (Hint, Hint, Chloe)
Ross:
(Kind of offended and/or hurt) Look, I’m sorry for what happened in the past.
But the truth is, I’m not sorry that I love you. I am hoping you can forgive
me, and maybe, just maybe, we could, uh, start over.
Rachel:
(teary) I don’t know. I ended a relationship with a guy named Ross because he
wasn’t faithful to me and he broke my heart. So I don’t think I really want to
start something new with you. I’m
sorry Ross.
(She departs into the bedroom and locks the door.)
[Pheobe and Joey]
Joey:
I love you Pheobe.
Pheobe:
Oh my gosh. Wow, That’s cool. (Smile)
Joey:
Hey! Let’s get married.
Pheobe:
What?
Joey:
Yea, let’s get married.!
Pheobe:
Wow, this relationship is moving way to fast. Cool! Let’s go!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
{Monica
and Chandlers}
Chandler:
Hey, Monica: Are you asleep?
Monica:
No, not tonight. I have a headache
Chandler:
Monica, It’s been seven weeks.
Monica:
No, not to night Chandler!
Chandler:
Fine, fork over seven bucks so I can buy a decent magazine!
Monica:
Oh, honey… Here you go (Hands him a couple bucks.)
Chandler:
Monica, what is up. (In a high pitched voice) YOUR CHEATNG ON ME!
Monica:
No, I wasn’t going to tell you yet, but I’m pregnant.
(Chandler just stares as we fade into)[Ross and Rachel’s Room]
(Ross is lying on the couch trying to sleep. He looks up at the stars
through the ceiling skylight. A door opens as Rachel exits from her room)
Rachel:
Ross, are you still awake?
Ross:
Yea.
Rachel:
(winding her hair around her fingers and sitting down on the end of the sofa
toward his knees) I have been thinking, about what you said. Um, I don’t want
you to think I don’t love you. Ross, I love you with all of my heart. But I
don’t think we could ever work out.
Ross:
Rach, you just need to have faith in us!
Rachel: Damn it
Ross, there is no “us”, and there will never be “us” again. LET’S
DROP THE “US!”
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Okay. I don’t
need to say it twice. You get it.
Rachel: Well, thank
you for understanding. (stands up to leave)
Ross: Goodnight,
Rach. I love you.
Rachel: I love you
too. (realizing) I love, no, I don’t love you, I’m in love with
you.(smiles)
Ross: What?
Rachel: I don’t
need to say it twice. I want to be with you too, Ross. I love you. Listen. I
love you so much that, I want to stroll down an aisle in a white formal gown
and prove how much I love you. I want to be on a hospital bed in complete and utter pain having our
first child, I-I-I want to be by your side in a rocking chair telling our
grandchildren tales about our past. Do I sound extreme, or is this what you
want too?
Ross: Rachel, I
have wanted all of that since ninth grade. I want all of that and more. I want
to be standing at the end of that aisle, I want to be holding your hand as that
baby is placed in your arms. I want to be buried next to you when I die.
Rachel: But what if
you die first?
Ross: Well, then
you’ll be buried next to me after you die, years later of course.
Rachel: No, I’d die
of a broken heart, within the week you die.
Ross: this is a
depressing topic.
Rachel: yea
Ross: what do you
say?
Rachel: well what
the hell do you think I’m saying?
Ross: I love you.
Rachel: I love you
too.
( There is a good silence, then they kiss. time-consuming and
passionately.)
[Chandler and
Monica’s suit] (Chandler is pacing)
Monica: I didn’t
plan this. Aren’t you happy?
Chandler: Happy?
I’m Terrified! (Monica looks down, heartbreaking) But at the same time, I am
ecstatic.
Monica: (Smiles)
Really?
Chandler: Yes. I
will finally be able to raise a kid, and not screw him up like my parents
screwed me up. So, how long?
Monica: two months.
Chandler: O my god!
Seven months in counting!
Monica: what’s
wrong?
Chandler: Oh, well,
we have only seven months until Chandler Jr. will be here and we have nothing!
Monica: First of
all, Um, we are not going to name it that. Second of all, Chandler! We have seven moths! That’s plenty of
time! Goodness!
Chandler: I can’t
wait.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Really.
(Kiss)
[Chapel] (Joey is
standing at the end of the aisle as Pheobe walks down.)
Minister: Dearly
beloved, Blah, blah, blah, you know all that junk. Just tell me I do so I can
let you kiss the bride.
Joey: I do
Pheobe: I do
Minister: Ok, I now
pronounce you Mr. And Mrs. (shifts through papers) Gabooni!
Joey: Actually,
It’s Tribbiani.
Minister: Yea,
whatever. Get out.
Pheobe: We’re
married!
END CREDITS