TOW All of the Vacation Secrets are Revealed

 

 [Airplane]

Pheobe: (to Joey) That was so much fun.

 

Joey: So, uh, when should we tell them?

 

Pheobe: Uh, How about after everyone is situated, ok?

 

Joey: Okay, Mrs. Tribbiani. (He then smiles, and she returns the smile)

 

  (Chandler and Monica’s seats)

 

Monica: So, when should we tell them?

 

Chandler: Later, when everyone is situated.

 

Monica: Okay. (She proceeds to rub her stomach)

 

     (Ross and Rachel’s seats)

 

Rachel: So, when do we tell them?

 

Ross: Give it a day or so, when every one is situated.

 

Rachel: Oh my gosh, a day or so? Do you know how hard it has been to keep my hands off of you when we where around them? It’s crazy! It’s like I have wanted you for so long, but can’t have you. You have no idea!

 

Ross: (just stares at her, like “o my gosh your not serious!”)

 

Rachel okay maybe you do.

 

            OPENING CREDITS

 

[Plane] (Joey and Pheobe’s seats)

 

Pheobe: Oh my gosh!

 

Joey: What! What’s wrong?

 

Pheobe: You know how you get that feeling that someone has a big secret and won’t tell you?

 

Joey: Yea.

 

Pheobe: Really?

 

Joey: no.

 

Pheobe: Well, I feel like Monica and Chandler have a secret!

 

Joey: Shhhhh, their right behind us!

 

Pheobe: Let’s just listen to see if anything comes up…

 

         (Silence)

 

[Monica and Chandler’s]

 

Monica. This is so great. I can’t wait to tell everyone the news!

 

Chandler: I know I can’t believe we’re….

 

      (Just then, Joey and Pheobe fall out of their seats) 

 

Pheobe: Joey! You horn dog!

 

Joey: I’m sorry, I couldn’t control myself.

 

Stewardess: Excuse me; you have to stay seated until we tell you that you can move around the area.

 

Pheobe: Ok, sorry. Bad boy Joey. Buckle up.

 

  (Joey and Pheobe buckle up.)

 

Monica: Oh my God!

 

Chandler: What?

 

Monica: Listen!

 

Rachel: (From the seat’s behind them) Meet me in the bathroom in Two minutes.

 

Ross: Yea, ok.

 

Rachel: (LOUDLY) Well, Ross, Looks like I have to go to the bathroom.

 

Ross: Ok Rachel.

 

Rachel: (whispers) I mean it! Two minutes!

 

Ross: Got it, go!

 

  (Rachel walks off and Ross’ eyes follow her)

 

Rachel: I know your watching me walk away!

 

 Chandler: (Turning and Whispering to Ross) Ross, what’s going on? Are you guys back together?

 

Ross: Don’t tell Mon, but, yea.

 

Chandler: Wow! That is so great! How long?

 

Ross: since the first day we got here!

 

Chandler: That is rad dude! I can’t pull that off, can I?

 

Ross: No. Oh, I have to go to the “Bathroom” (Makes quotes with his fingers on bathroom)

 

Chandler: Go on!

 

   [Bathroom]

 

Ross: (Enters and locks the door]

 

Rachel: What took so long?

 

Ross: I was talking to Chandler about Joey’s arm.

 

Rachel: I was only asking, I really don’t care. Come here!

 

    (They kiss very passionately)

 

Ross: Rachel, I uh, I can’t breath.

 

Rachel: I know, it is kind of cramped in here, huh?

 

Ross: Yea

 

Rachel: Ok, I’ll go. But when we get home, we need to tell them so we’re not going stuff like this! We’ll go to your place!

 

Ross: Why don’t you unpack there?

 

Rachel: What?

 

Ross: I mean, why don’t you move in with me?

 

Rachel: No, seriously, what?

 

Ross: Yea. I know it’s soon, but we have dated in the past. Why don’t we just start off back where we ended? I mean, I was going to ask you the night we took a break to move in with me.

 

Rachel: Really?

 

Ross: Yea.

 

Rachel: Ok!

 

Ross: I love you!

Rachel: I love you too!

 

              COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

  [Pheobe and Joe’s seats]

 

Pheobe: Hear anything?

 

Joey: Hold on……………………No.

 

Pheobe: Oh, oh… Listen…

 

(Behind them)

 

Monica: So we’ve decided! If it’s a girl, we’ll name her Emma, and If it is a boy…

 

Chandler: We will name him Bryan.

 

Pheobe: Their having a baby!

 

Joey: Oh my gosh, this is huge!

 

Pheobe: I know!

 

Joey: Listen I have to go to the bathroom; I’ll be right back!

 

 (Joey heads for the bathroom, Ross exits.)

 

Joey: Just in time! I really gotta go!

 

Ross: Don’t you mean; have to?

 

Joey: Yea something like that.

 

 (Joey goes to open the door, it’s locked)

 

Joey: Ok, Ross, you just came out and it’s locked.

 

Ross: well um (Rachel exits)

 

Joey: (Mimicking Janice) OH…MUY…GAWT!

 

Ross: It’s not what it looks like!

 

Rachel: Ok, it is, but you can’t tell any one. We are going to tell them s soon as we get home.

 

Joey: No! Not again! I had to go through all of that with Chandler and Monica!

 

Rachel: No, no, no, no, no, see, um we are going to tell them asawgh.

 

Ross: Ok, it’s Joey, Rach.

 

Rachel: As Soon As We Get Home. It won’t go on as a secret for very long. We will tell them, we promise.

 

Joey: Ok…. Congratulations. But, I HAVE TO PEE!

 

Rachel/Ross: Ok, go!

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK!

 

[Monica and Chandler’s Apartment.] (Every one is there.)

 

Monica: Every one, we have an announcement. Chandler and I, we’re, we’re gonna have a baby.

 

All: Great! Awesome! O my god!

 

Monica: I know!

 

Pheobe: Well, I have an announcement too. Joey and I are married!

 

    (Silence.)

 

Rachel: Pheobe! How could you! You knew we all wanted to be apart of your guys’ weddings. At least been there!

 

Pheobe: I know, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing.

 

Monica: you guys haven’t even dated!

 

Joey: I know but Phoebe is my best friend. I know her perfectly well. And well, if you guys wanted to be there for the wedding, then we will have a full ceremony soon!

 

Pheobe:  Well, ok.

 

Joey: Well, Rachel, I’m sorry but I will have to kick you out. That room you have will be for the baby.

 

Pheobe: We’re not pregnant.

 

Joey: Yea, but if we are married, won’t we want to have kids?

 

Pheobe: Oh, yea I see what your getting at, ok. Oh, Rach, you can talk to my roommate about moving in. She probably wouldn’t mind.

 

Rachel: That’s okay. I have a place to stay.

 

Pheobe: Where?

 

Rachel: That’s my announcement. I’m moving in with Ross.

 

      (Shocked)

 

Monica: That’s so great! Wait, what about Andy?

 

Rachel: I broke up with him. Ross and I are finally together!

 

Pheobe: I know! FINALLY.

 

Monica: So, is this gonna be it though?

 

Rachel: yea, this is it.

 

         Closing Credits