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Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:08 pm
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Rachel's diary of the events of the final season of FRIENDS. It starts from"The One With The Cake" (Because this is an R&R fan site I decided to skip the Joey/Rachel stuff).



September 19, 2003

Today was my daughter's first birthday ! I still can't belive she's one already. Anyway I wanted everything to be just perfect for today but some things did go awry, Emma was alseep for most of the party. The bakery gave us the wrong cake, I ordered a cake with Emma's face on a bunny and they put it on well, a guy's thing a ding-ding... I don't know how it happened. I ordered it from this bakery called Corino's in New Jersey that Monica used to hitch-hike to when she was fat. Ross was able to fix the cake to look like a bunny. We weren't there when she woke up from her nap, Monica and Chandler watched her till we got back from the way to Jersey. Jack and Judy left early cause Jack isn't allowed to drive at night anymore. I was so upset thinking the party had been ruined. In the end it wasen't ruined after all and Emma had a nice birthday party with just the six of us. She got some nice presents too, Phoebe wrote her a special song. Joey did a dramatic reading of one of her books. Monica and Chandler got her wind up toys. Ross and I got her a play kitchen. This has been the happiest year of my life bieng a Mother. I hope that some day soon Monica will become a Mom too. I hope they get a baby. It's just not fair that she and Chandler have problems getting pregnant and had to decide to adopt. It would have been nice if she had gotten pregnant in Barbados and defied the fertility doctors. I would have been devistated if Ross and I had been told there wasen't a good chance for us to have Emma ( I just love her so much). She's bieng so brave about this. I don't know if I could do that. I have to go It's been a long day and I need to go to work tomorrow.

Rach


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Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:05 pm
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Emma clearly wasn't born in September, she was born in May. After all Rachel is clearly pregnant the previous Halloween, and this only makes sense if we assume Chandler and Monica's marriage was early September 2001. I know it's irritating that television shows flip over the summer months. The best explanation is that Emma was ill at the time of her original birthday.
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Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:09 pm
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Emma was not sick . Mommy was just too busy smooching Uncle Joey in Barbados and ripping Daddy's heart in two.
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Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:15 pm
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October 30, 2003

A very intersting day today. Monica and Chandler asked us to write letters of recomendation to the adoption agency and our Nanny called off sick so my sister Amy filled in for her. Yesterday Amy came over to announce she was getting married to her ex-boyfriend Mark's Dad Myron , whose old but has a really nice apartment. I talked her out of it and she decided to stay with me and Joey. This morning Molly called to say she wasen't feeling well, and we needed a last minute substitute Nanny, so Amy offered to fill in and she took Emma shopping and got her ears pierced. Ross totally freaked out when he found out. I haven't seen a look like that on Ross's face since I told him I was pregnant with Emma. We 're keeping a good eye out in case she gets an ear infection and we have to call Dr. Gettleman. Joey and I kicked Amy out and shes back at Dad's mansion with Jill. She may steal my clothes, never get my daughter's name right , kept me up all night kicking me in the shins and saying "Myron Get Off". but she gives good gossip. Jill went on the Atkins diet and gained 15 pounds face and ass. After I finished yelling at Amy for getting Emma's ears pierced without my permission we went to deliver Jill some pasta and garlic bread to ruin her Atkins diet even more. On to the more seroius subject of Monica and Chandlers letter to the adoption agency. I don't know what I would say. How would I convince some pregnant girl somewhere that she should give them her baby? I don't know very much about adoption. I know I didn't plan on getting pregnant with Emma , but I don't even care about that anymore. She's my life. I Love her so much. I hope they get a baby. Monica would be such a great Mommy. As for me I 'm getting the hang of Motherhood. It took me a while though. Now that I'm over the first year bumps. I finally feel like I know what I'm doing. I've gotta go Emma need her diaper changed.

Rach


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Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:42 pm
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November 4, 2003


Great News !!! Phoebe and Mike are getting married ! They've asked me to be a Bridesmaid at the wedding ! They think the Wedding will be Valentine's Day weekend. Phoebe gave me her little black book of all her ex-boyfriends phone numbers (I dont think I'll be useing it though). We found out that Chandler's "little black book" was just a napkin with Janice's phone number on it. I wrote and mailed my letter to the adoption agency for Monica and Chandler. I hope it helps them get a baby. Their adoption social worker is coming to visit next next week. Amy has now taken up a new career. She used to be a "decorator" now she 's a "baby stylist" , she wants to give makeovers to babies. Ross just told us that he's up for a prestigis grant at the University. His interview is on Thursday. Phoebe was cleaning out her apartment so that Mike could move in now that their engaged and Mike made her get rid of the hideous poster she named "Gladys'. She gave it to Monica but Monica didn't want it so she sold it to Joey. I didn't want it so I lied and told him it was haunted . So Pheebs comes in the apartment and Monica and I pretend to fight over "Gladys" and she says whoever dosen't get "Gladys" gets "Glynnis" her even more hideous poster. Well in the end "Gladys" is mine and Monica got "Glynnis". I've had a lot of fun scaring Joey with "Gladys" Like I said third time this week. Man it never gets old ! Last night when I came out of Joey's bedroom from scaring him with "Gladys" Monica scared me with "Glynnis". I'll scare her with "Gladys" tonight to get even. Joey wanted to be in a commercial that Chandler's AD agency is making . Joey gave Chandler a tape of his last commercial which was for a blue mans lipstick called Itchiban seen only in Japan. Chandler lied and tld Joey he watched the tape when he didn't . As punishment Chandler had to wear the lipstick in the coffehouse and say he was a pretty little girl. I'd better go. I have to pick Emma up at Ross's and give her a bath.


Rach


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Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:14 pm
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what's next?i love her diary entry's!
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Rachel:Hello officer.Was I goin' a little too fast?
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Rach:(to officer) oh,yeah,ok.you know,I had a dream I got stopped by an officer,and then he...well,you dont wanna hear the rest.
Ross:(to rach) He gave you a big...fat...ticket?

Fav episode!TOW chandler's dad.
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Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:28 pm
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Thanks so much. You know what's next Rachel's view of
The One With Home Study and the The One With The Late Thanksgiving , TOW The Birth Mother and continuing up the the final episode and maybie one in between entry to fill in the blanks from the six week gaps from just before Thanksgiving 2003- January 2004 and March 2004 when they were airing the top six episodes. Maybie a post finalie entry. After that if I fell like it Rachel's diary of her pregnancy with Emma . Did you notcice something special about the last entry ? It was set on the release date of the Season 5 DVD's of FRIENDS .


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Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:15 pm
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November 9 , 2003

Ross and Charlie broke up. Remember I said he was up for that important grant . The person administering the grant turned out to be Charlie two time Nobel Prize winning ex Benjamin Hobart. Long story short Charlie tried to help things go Ross's way by inviting him to dinner. Hobart tells Ross he can have the Grant if he wants, the catch he has to dump Charlie to get it. Ross goes to the interview and Hobart asks him questions that have nothing to do with paleontology or what he would do with the grant. Ross and Charlie go to confront him and she dumps Ross to get back together with her Nobel Prize winning ex. This means Mon owes me twenty bucks , she bet me that he propose to Charlie by Thanksgiving. Monica and Chandler's adoption social worker is coming in a few days, they are very nervous because if this woman dosen't like somehting about them she could keep their names off of every adoption waiting list in the state. I know they'll do fine, and hopefully few days later their names will be on the waiting list to get a baby. Ross is taking Emma to the playground that same day. I'd better go I have to go grocery shopping and make a list of stuff to pack in Emma's diaper bag for when Ross takes her to the playground.

Rach


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Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:46 pm
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November 20, 2003

Monica and Chandler's names are offically on a waiting list to get a baby. They know that it could take a while , but they're trying to keep positive. They've done everything they can do, all thats left now is waiting for the adoption agency to call and tell them that some pregnant girl somewhere picked them to be her baby's adoptive parents. Monica told me that Laura their adoption social worker gave them a good report and said they make great parents. Everything went well in spite of the fact that they inavdvertantly found out that she once slept with Joey. Emma had a great time at the playground . I was nervous about her going on the swings because of the time when I was four and my hair got caught in the chain and my Mom had to cut it to get me out and I had un-even hair for a few weeks. She had fun and really loved the swings, she was smiling (she has such a pretty little smile ) and laughing (thank goodness she's moved on from "Baby Got Back"). We took some really cute pictures to send to our parents. Phoebe and Mike's wedding plans are coming along nicely, shes asked Monica to be her wedding planner. They were talking about how expensive weddings are and Pheebs decide she didn't want a big fancy wedding so she and Mike decided to donate the money to a childrens charity, but then when she tried on Monica's veil from her wedding she changed her mind that she did want a big wedding so they went down to ask for the money back. Then in true Phoebe fashion she considered the money to be tanted and they re-donated it to the childrens charity and the guy woulden't accept it and told them to have a nice wedding . Pheebs and Mike promised to come back in a few years to make an even bigger donation then they were going to. That reminds me I have to go to the fitting for my bridesmaids dress for the wedding and Monica (aka : Wedding-planner-zilla) will have a fit if I'm late.

Rach


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December 5, 2003

Sorry I haven't written lately. I've been so busy Christmas shopping , working, taking care of Emma. We had a very special Thanksgiving around here. Monica and Chander got the news they've been waiting for. They're getting a baby !!! There's a pregnant girl in Ohio and she picked them to be her baby's adoptive parents. They're so excited , but they still need to go to Ohio to be interviewed by the birth mother. The interview is set for January 9, 2004. Other Turkey Day happenings, Emma won a baby beauty pageant. Pheebs convinced me to enter her in it cause she thinks that Emma's cuter then her friend Suzanne's kid (which she is). I'm so proud of Emma , she won a trophy and $1,000 dollars. Ross and I are putting the money in her college fund. Monica and Chandler originally didn't want to host Thanksgiving this year , they've been so busy going through the adoption process and everything, but Phoebe talked them into it. Phoebe and I and Ross and Joey were all late to dinner. Pheebs and I were held up at Grand Supreme Little Darling and Ross and Joey went to a hockey game. Monica and Chandler were mad at us and locked us out of the apartment , and then Joey's head got caught in the door. Then Monica finally found out that she and Chandler are going to be parents. I proposed a toast "To Monica and Chandler , and that knocked up girl in Ohio". We all congratulated Monica and Chandler and had a nice Thanksgiving dinner. I'm so happy ! I'm gonna be an Auntie !! Ross is thrilled he's finally going to be an Uncle. Emma's going to have a little cousin to play with. I'd better start wrapping my Christmas presents and then I have to start figuring out what to get Monica and Chandler as a baby gift.

Rach


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January 8, 2004


Monica And Chandler left for Ohio this morning to meet the lady who could be having their baby. They're very nervous, but trying to stay positive. Everything looks good for them right now , but this girl could like another couple better or she could decide not to give the baby up for adoption and keep it. We're all crossing our fingers for them to get the baby. They've waited so long and have had so many obsticles in their path already. I know it seems like a terrible thing to hope for a young woman to give away her child so that my best friend can become a mother. With everything thats been going on lately with the adoption, I keep thinking back to when I was pregnant with Emma and how scared I was at first. I can only imagine how scared that knocked up girl in Ohio must feel. I was very lucky to have so many friends taking care of me and Emma . Ross was great too. He just loves Emma so much. I hope my potential niece or nephews birth mother is lucky enough to have such wonderful friends as I have . Monica said they'd call us tomorrow night after the interview is over. When they came to say goodbye on their way to Ohio Joey thaught that they would have a baby with them when they get back. Ross and I are looking after the apartment till they get back tomorrow night. Just to make sure Joey and Phoebe don't cause any trouble like they did when they were on their honeymoon , which was the day I told Ross I was pregnant with Emma. Ross has a date tonight . Pheebs and I are taking him shopping with us . Aparently my own ex-husband is dating my competition. He's been seeing this woman named Joan who works for Hugo Boss and she's been making fun of the way he dresses. Were leaving in an hour. Joey also has a date tonight with Phoebe's friend Sarah. I'd better go make Emma her lunch and get ready to go to the mall with Ross and Pheebs.


Rach


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Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:19 pm
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January 11, 2004

Monica and Chandler got back from Ohio yesterday. Monica said there was a mix up with the paperwork at the adoption agency in Ohio and Erica, that's the name of my potential niece or nephew's birth mother thaught that Monica was a Reverend and that Chandler was a Doctor. At first they didn't want to correct her because they want the baby so much, but they agreed that since Erica is giving away her child she should know who it's going to. They went to tell her the truth and she showed them a sonogram of the baby. They told her the truth and she was angry at them at first, Chandler told me that he talked to Erica and told her how wonderful Monica is and how much he loves her and I agree with this that she's a mother without a baby. I cried a little those are the sweetest things he could ever have said about her. Chandler may sneak cigarettes and watch porn behind her back and pretend she dosen't know about it , but despite that he's a good husband to her Anyway, Erica actually did read Monica and Chandler's file and she liked them. She's around four or five months along , she offically selected them to be her baby's adoptive parents. They don't know very much about her yet, she's coming in to visit them next month after Phoebe's wedding. I'm gonna be an Auntie !!!! Yay ! I'm so excited about this because this may be my only chance to have a niece or nephew. It's also a little sad because when the baby's born Erica will be losing her child. But I can't think of two better people to raise that baby then Monica and Chandler. They'll give the baby a good life , and he or she will be a happy little boy or girl. I'm gonna be the best Aunt I can and Ross is gonna make a great Uncle, he's already a good father. I've been thinking a lot about when I was pregnant lately. Part of me wishes I haden't been so scared. This is the happiest time of my life right now. I love coming home from work every night and spending time with Emma. I can't wait till Mon and I can be Moms together and our kids can play together. As I was saying last time Pheebs and I took Ross shopping for clothes to impress Joan from Hugo Boss. He accidentally picked up one of my bags and wore my pink shirt on his date. I didn't like the shirt that much anyway. Theres a twist to this story ,it turns out Joan had the same shirt on. They took their coats off looked at each other and the date and any hope of her becoming Ross's fourth wife was over. Joey went out on a few dates with Phoebe's friend Sarah. Phoebe didn't know that Joey dosen't share food. I told her about a few weeks ago when he woulden't share a few grapes with Emma. Long story short she ate his food , he got caught eating her dessert . Ross told me Joey didn't share a muffin with him that night . I'd better go. I have to help Monica finish planning Phoebe's bachelorette party. Mon's going to set the apartment up like an elegant tea room. What can I say she loves being the hostess.

Rach


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That was amazin!!! update soon!
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Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:48 pm
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January 22, 2004

About a week ago we found out that Monica and Chandler are moving. It all started out when Phoebe and I were sitting by the window at the coffeehouse. I was showing her the latest pictures of Emma and we saw Chandler across the street talking to a mysterious blond woman. We started to get suspisious and we followed them to a house in Westchester and they went in for forty five minutes and they came out looking really happy. We told Ross and Joey what we saw . Ross said he coulden't belive that he would cheat on her with the baby coming. We went over to tell Monica , and when Chandler came in we were all mad at him . Then Monica told us the truth the mysterious blonde woman we saw Chandler with was their Real Estate Agent, Nancy and that after they found out they were getting the baby they started talking and decide they didn't want to raise a kid in the city and they started looking for a house in the suburbs. I don't know why they don't want to raise a kid in the city Ross and I are doing it. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are doing it. Anyway we started remembering all the great times we had there , and how it just won't be the same when they move. When Nancy called them to tell them thier bid on the house was accepted they lied and told us it was rejected. So they got us presents and then they told us the truth. I got a scarf , Ross got a sweater, Phoebe got the earrings she had her eye on, and Joey got a meatball sub. They said they want all of us to see the house before they move into it. Ross and Emma and I are going to see it tomorrow. Phoebe's bachelorette party will be on February 5th. A week before the wedding. I remember when Phoebe and I were fighting over which one of us would be Monica's Maid Of Honor. Always a Bridesmaid ...well I was a Bride once I just didn't remember it, and I did have a wedding I just wasen't at it. I'm glad I wasen't at it. I forgot to mention when Amy was briefly engaged to her ex-boyfriends Dad she told me that she used to make out with Barry after I went to bed when I was engaged to hm. I'm gald I left him. I didn't want to be a WASP wife like my Mom was. If I ever do get married I don't want a big wedding. Mom told me that Barry got caught cheating on the woman he cheated on Mindy with. God. Why did I almost marry my mothers definition of "Once a cheater. always a cheater." ? I gotta go. I'm taking Emma shopping at Gymboree for some new clothes.


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February 8, 2004

Just a few days to go till the Buffay-Hannigan nuptuals. My 35th birthday is the day before the wedding. We already went out to dinner early to celebrate it. Phoebe loved her bachelorette party. The apartment looked beautiful set up like an elegant tea room. She did have one complaint though. She wanted a stripper. She wanted one last look at pee-pees flying about before setteling into married life . When Monica and I were planning the party we got to talking and decided that maybie we were a little too mature for that . So to please the Bride-to-be who had a big wad of ones in her purse we called this guy from New Jersey at the last minute. Roy or "Officer Goodbody" turned out ot be short, fat and bald. Pheebs wasen't too happy about that. Which is wierd for her. Remember the Thanksgiving that she became obsessed with Jack Geller ? The guy who's cute assistant left his cell phone in the coffee house that we found and fought over ? Perhaps a few well known older men , James Brolin, Lee Majors, but I'm not naming names and the old guy in her little black book who was in the first wave at Omaha Beach. Well in the end Phoebe let him do one last dance for her and he got short of breath and we had to take him to the hospital. He's fine Monica got him a job as a bus-boy at her restraunt. Also the night of the party was a alumni reunion for Ross and Chandler's colllege. No-one thaught Ross was dead and no -one thaught Chandler was gay. Many past secrets were revealed thought. In December 1987 Ross and Chandler made a pact not to date Missy Goldberg, Molly Ringwald, Sheena Easton, and Phoebe Cates. Missy's hubby was a theology professor,he had an affair with his 20 year old student and got her pregnant and they moved to Florida and Missy got the house and a nice divorce settlement. Ross asked premission to date Missy and Chandler said yes and Missy aske Ross why it took so long to ask her out and he told her about the pact and she told him that she made out with Chandler in the science lab after hours. Ross confronted Chandler and found out he knew that he made out with Adrienne Turner. To get back at Ross Chandler made out with well me. In the end the biggest secret was revealed Ross kissed Monica thinking he was kissing ME ! They were both pretty freaked out about that. I sort of remember that party. That was the night before Wallace Pincer took the SAT's for me. Any way the next day when I brought Emma over to Ross's I told him in a wierd way I'm glad that wasen't our first kiss. If it had been it would have deprived me of one of the greatest moments of my life. That kiss meant so much to me and I woulden't have exchanged that for anything. Also while those two events were going on Joey was selected to be part of "PYRAMID"s Soap Star Week. The taping just happened to be on the same night as Phoebe's party and Ross and Chandler's alumni thing so Ross and Mon were disappointed that they woulden't get to meet Donny Osmond. They used to pretend they were Donny and Marie when they were kids. Joey said the taping was good and that his episode will air on March 11th. I'd better go. I still have to wrap Phoebe and Mike's wedding gift.

Rach


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