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| TOW After They Kissed
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:46 am
|*Legal mumbo-jumbo: This story is not licensed or endorsed by Bright, Kauffman and Crane Productions and/or Warner Brothers. All characters and Central Perk are registered trademarks of Warner Brothers, all rights reserved.
TOW After They Kissed
[ Monica and Phoebe's apartment. Monica is listening to sad love songs on the radio ]
** Phoebe enters and starts to cleanse the aura **
Phoebe: The air in here is so negative
** Monica is off in her own little world. Phoebe turns off the radio **
Phoebe: You've got to snap out of it.
Monica: You don't understand. It's too late and there's nothing I can do about it. If only I could turn back time and tell Chandler how I felt.
Phoebe: What if you built a time machine?
Phoebe: I saw on TV that a scientist turned a DeLorean into a time machine.
Monica: Back to The Future?
Phoebe: So you've heard about it!
Monica: Pheebs, I'm not in the mood right now.
Phoebe: You know what will make you feel better? You could kiss Joey
Monica: That won't make me feel better
Joey (passing thru the hall): Oh yes it will.
-- Opening Credits --
[ Ross and Rachel's apartment ]
** There is a knock on the door. Ross answers the door and invites Carol in **
Ross: Hey Carol.
** awkward silence **
Carol: Thanks for taking such good care of Ben for us. We just needed to get out
Ross: No problem. We had a great time.
Carol: We met a woman named Lisa in Paris
Ross: One woman not enough?
* Ben charges into the room*
Carol: Hey, sweetie. Did you have fun?
Ben: Yeah. Aunt Rachel, Aunt Monica and Uncle Chandler took me over to Coney Island
Carol: Sounds like you did have a good time. We gotta run.
[ Carol and Ben leave as Ross is a little depressed ]
[ Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is eating a bowl of cereal and hears Janice laugh in Chandler's room as he shudders ]
** Janice and Chandler emerge from Chandler's room as Joey recoils as if he just saw Lucifer. Janice and Chandler partake in one more kiss before Janice leaves **
Chandler: I know what you're thinking.
Joey: Then why aren't you getting your shots?
Chandler: It's going to work this time.
Joey: Stop scaring me!
Chandler: Janice may be my only shot at having somebody
** Joey covers his ears and runs out screaming **
*Chandler sees Monica and sees her eyes are red*
** Monica does not answer **
Chandler: Mon, are you crying?
Monica (shaky voice): No. I've just got a bad case of allergies
Joey (returning): Did you know this freak is seeing Janice again?
** Monica runs into her apartment and slams the door **
Joey: That's how a sane person reacts to Janice.
-- Commercial --
[ Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are there ]
Phoebe: Are you feeling better?
Monica: A little
Phoebe: It will take time.
Monica: I know
* Chandler enters. Monica tries to leave, but Chandler blocks her path *
Chandler: Oh no you don't. Something's wrong and I want to know what it is.
** Phoebe interferes**
Phoebe: Just give her some space
** Monica leaves **
Chandler: What is with her?
Phoebe (trying to come up with an excuse): Uh...it's "that time of month"
Chandler: For the love of God, give her all the room she needs
** Janice enters **
Janice: Hey guys
Chandler: Hey, sweetie.
** Chandler and Janice kiss. Joey sees them thru the window and runs off screaming **
Phoebe: Keep it low-key around Mon, ok?
Phoebe: She feels left out. You have Janice. Ross has Rachel and she doesn't have anybody
Chandler: So that's what's bugging her.
*Janice: I know somebody at work who will be perfect for Monica
Chandler: That's a great idea!
Janice: I'll call him right now. See you tonight.
** Janice Leaves **
Chandler: Cat got your tongue?
Phoebe: You are such an idiot!
** Phoebe storms off and Chandler wonders what he said **
[ Joey and Chandler's apartment ]
** Joey just finished watching Star Wars and was trying to bring a beer to him, using The Force. After a few seconds, Chandler picks up the beer and tosses it to him **
Joey: Thanks, man. I just didn't feel like getting up. Where's the Wicked Witch of the North East?
Chandler: Ok, don't say anything to Monica, but Janice is going to fix her up with a co-worker.
Joey: So you got her on the path to the Dark Side too, huh?
[ Phoebe and Monica's apartment . Monica stumbles in drunk.....with Fun Bobby ]
Rachel: Oh My God. Fun Bobby!
Monica: Drunk Fun Bobby!
Rachel: No offense Mon, but you smell like a brewery.
Fun Bobby: Gotta run. Good to see you again, Rach.
Rachel: Mon, this is not good. This is not the way to handle it
** About 10 minutes pass and Joey bursts in**
Joey (panicky): Call 9-1-1. Chandler was just hit by a car. He's not moving!
Joey: Call now, dammit!
-- Ending Credits --
[ Chandler is being hoisted into an ambulance. Fun Bobby is in hand-cuffs, charged with a DWI ]
Rachel (sobbing): This isn't happening
* Ross tries to comfort Rachel as Joey climbs into the ambulance. Monica is giving Fun Bobby a how-could-you look *
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